David Attenborough Narrates Video of Tortoise Having Sex With a Shoe
Beautiful.
CENTIPEDE
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“Please retweet. I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen…. I will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”
On Sunday, April 13, Tokyo illustrator Mao Sugiyama (who goes by the nickname “HC”), publicly seasoned and braised his own genitals on a portable gas cartridge burner, and then served them to five eager diners who each paid about $250 for the meal (a sixth was a no-show). The genitals had been returned to the asexual Sugiyama, frozen and double-bagged in plastic, following elective genital removal surgery on his 22nd birthday in early April. (New Shelton)
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Any word that’s all encompassing is a lie. Using words like “always” and “never”, or “everyone” and “nobody”, are (chuckle) ALWAYS going to be lies.
Who are you to vouch for the whole species?
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